Backyard Relaxation Pros T-Shirts

'Beware of the husband.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

Ultra-lazy sloth

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

Hello from the shed.

Coffee

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Bird Bath.

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

A man sitting in the grass reading