Backyard Relaxation Pros Prints

'Beware of the husband.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Hello from the shed.

Yoga To-Do

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Coffee

"Streaming"

Bird Bath.

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."