Backyard Nature Mugs

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Hello from the shed.

Bird Bath.

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Sure, it's nice. It was just this spring I was hoping for a jacuzzi!

Boy: 'DAD, the lawnmower's started SMOKING again!'

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"What … have … you … done?"

Strikeout Dog

'Oh, yeah? Wanna bet my Dad has more passwords than your Dad?'

"911?... Guinness Book of World Records?... 911?

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'Don't give me that! I know for a fact, he was in my flowerbeds!!'

"I think Fred is doing more than growing exotic plants!"

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Green Fingers.

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

Brad! Who's that singer I cry to when I'm drunk?

"Did you get some work done?"