Backyard Naturalist Mugs

No caption. (Two bird feeders are shown next to each other. One is set up like a bar).

Birds only/Squirrels Only.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"This never happened."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

I think it's so cute when the kids camp out in the backyard.

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"How?"

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

I know they told me not to bark

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

"We're out of bags."

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Human males marking territory.

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

The Tardis Shed

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.