Backyard Naturalist Mugs

Birds only/Squirrels Only.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"This never happened."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

Woman watering garden with watering can. Bug with umbrella up.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"The pH level seems a little off."

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"How?"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Leaves drop from trees and bounce off a trampoline.

Human males marking territory.

"We're out of bags."

Quick, Gardener's World is on!

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

'Times sure have changed. When I was your age, I made them from scratch.'

'Come to think of it son, there's not a single spot in this backyard I've not dug out sometime...'

Old man with zimmer frame waters tree being supported by a walking stick.

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

"Well, I'll be darned. It does come with its own creature."

Whilst a dog is weeing at the base of a tree, a squirrel wees at the entrance of it's dog house.