Backstage Pass Dreamer Pillows

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Just be yourself."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Ballet dancer.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Curtain call

Juggler at Venice Beach.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

The King Of L.A.

''Promised land'? -- You mean we're going to California?'

Welcome to the Golden State