Backstage Pass Dreamer Prints

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

"Just be yourself."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Ballet dancer.

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Budgetmageddon

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'Good lick with your future acting career. And just to give you an idea of how tough it is out there, here's a copy of 'Withnail and I'. The uncut version.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

"I know it is a digital production, but this cheque is a digit short."

Curtain call

Juggler at Venice Beach.

''Promised land'? -- You mean we're going to California?'

Welcome to the Golden State

The King Of L.A.

"I'm $37,000 in debt for my theatre degree. I may be acting, but my tears are real."