Backstage Pass Holders Pillows

'I know you musicians...always wanting to fiddle around.'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

Senta jumps into the sea

Theatre Crowd

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Knickerless Cage.

"A glimpse into a cartoon character's dressing room..."

Ta Da!...

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

"Returns"

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Jenkins here has been with the firm the longest,

Tony Robinson

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Curtain call

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

'Just 2 bouquets? I paid for a dozen.'

Journalist Interviewing a Fallen Rider.

Red Letter Days - A First Night

I'm just waiting tables until I can make it as an actor

Intramission

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'

Performer

The Garrick Theatre

"He's a lot happier when he's acting."

"It's not a huge role, but it is Shakespeare. I get to ask the king if he wants bottled or tap."

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'