Backseat Brawler Mugs

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

Taxi fares.

Umbrella fight.

"Who you calling a candya**?"

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

"My last dog always too a right there."

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

"You're doing it wrong."

School of Backseat Driving