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'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Musical Fight

'I fear we may have strayed from the agenda somewhat.'

"It's a victory garden. And the weeds have won."

"Don't mess with that guy. He's a real hardwood."

'And another thing - you hog the duvet!'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

"First of all, how did you even get on this road?"

The Road you're going to end up missing because you're too busy arguing.

Umbrella fight.

"You started a fist fight in a bar, eh? We'd better cut you back on the male hormones."

(Carl's Sports Bar) - 'Hockey Sucks!!' - Although Earl had made good on his dare, it would be weeks before he could eat solid food again.

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Taxi fares.

After many long and costly legal battles Bergman and Reynolds decide to settle their patent dispute once and for all.

"Don't worry. . . they will find us. . . we're still in the backyard. . . I just didn't cut the grass. . ."

"My last dog always too a right there."

'I don't like backseat barkers.'

'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can beat up your dad!'

'Next time, I go in the bar to ask directions!'

Happy Hour, 10 minute breaks for fights.

'We work hard and play hard in this company.'

Cowboy: 'Oh YEAH?!! Well THEN,shove,kick,whack,thump,bash,hit,gouge and PUNCH!!' 'Why you betta WATCH yourself mister! Them's FIGHTING words!'

"You're doing it wrong."