Backbend Devotee Pillows

Man's contortions hurt his back.

Dog yoga

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Nun Fight.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

Poetry Buff.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

At the park, 1979

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

'Stroke! ... Stroke! ... Stroke!'

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

The Dog Botherer.

A.E. Housman

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

'Why didn't you wake me? You made me miss my coffee break!'

Steampunk

'Italian, Russian or Ranch?'

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

'If you want me, honey, I'll be out here in the orchard.'

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

Candidates for Water Divining

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Dowser and Beer

'I wish I could afford to go fishing.'

What's the big deal about dress-down Fridays?

"Walk's don't do it for me anymore."