
Back to school expenses.
Express your back-to-school enthusiasm with a clever and colorful t-shirt. Great for students who love to stand out and make learning fun.
Back to school expenses.
"My school clothes shopping list totals $2,356. But don't worry, I saved some cash from my summer job. So all I need is...$2,297."
"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."
'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'
Pam learned the importance of browser support.
"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."
"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."
Welcome to Kindergarten. It's a list of school supplies -- I need pencils, a ruler, crayons and a laptop!
"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."
'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'
'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"
"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."
Did You Miss Me?
"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"
"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."
"'My Summer Vacation', read by the author. All rights reserved."
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You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!
A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own
Computers: Come In and Browse.
"All aboard!"
"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."
Mom on the First Day of School.
"I can't believe school starts next week."
"Sorry - card payment only."
"Do trees poop?"
"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."
'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'
Internet, Interflora
'Yes, those suit you perfectly.'
'Can I help you?'
"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."
"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"
"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."
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