Back-to-school Shopper Mugs

Back to school expenses.

"My school clothes shopping list totals $2,356. But don't worry, I saved some cash from my summer job. So all I need is...$2,297."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"I can always tell when the kids go back to school. Everyone is so happy and relaxed."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

Did You Miss Me?

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

'Don't forget to delete cookies when you shop online!!"

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

"This year, I'm starting school with a positive attitude! You have my word...I'm waiting till the second week of school to call it the worst year of my life."

'Do you really use all the stuff on this school supply list?'

Customers who bought this also bought...

'They say gemstones have properties for relieving stress. . . once you get past the stress of paying for them.'

A Room (with adequate light and ventilation, no psychotic neighbors, near a grocery store, in a halfway-decent building in an O.K. neighborhood [not Queens, please God] for under $2000 a month) of One's Own

Computers: Come In and Browse.

Mom on the First Day of School.

"I can't believe school starts next week."

"Our goal is to make prices so low that even our employees could shop here."

"All aboard!"

"Sorry - card payment only."

"Do trees poop?"

"This new grocery store is divided into two sections: organic and things I can afford."

'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'

'Yes, those suit you perfectly.'

Internet, Interflora

"How can we afford to eat at a place where the doggie bags are Gucci?"

'Can I help you?'

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

Talking doll calls lady and child f***ing cheapskates for not purchasing one of them.