'I'll see the ones with clean underwear first.'
Back To School Health Check-up Gifts
Looking for thoughtful gifts that promote wellness and care during the back-to-school season? Our collection features items that highlight the importance of health checks and staying well, making them ideal for students, teachers, and health-conscious families. Brighten the new school year with fun, meaningful products that encourage good habits and remind everyone to prioritize their health.
A Puppet Named Juan
Ethics exam cheater.
'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'
Computer Room.
'C'mon get it straight.'
"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"
Big Bang Theory.
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"
'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Pirate boy reciting the alphabet
'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'
'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'
"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."
"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."
I will study my speling words...
Reach for the Star.
'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'
"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."
"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'
'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'
"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."
College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!
Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?
The Bookworm
Burning the midnight oil.
'Call for you on the cream corn line.'
"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"
"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."
Back To School Health Check-up Gifts Collection
Back To School Health Check-up Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that make health and wellness messages both fun and functional for the new school year.
Back To School Health Check-up Pillows
Comfort and motivation combine in our pillows, perfect for encouraging wellness at home or in the classroom.
Back To School Health Check-up Prints
Brighten any space with our prints that highlight the importance of health and regular check-ups in a fun and engaging way.
Back To School Health Check-up T-Shirts
Find humorous and inspiring T-shirts that promote health awareness and make a statement during the back-to-school season.