Baby-on-the-way Racer Pillows

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

TAP TAP TAP TAP

Twenty-first century baby walker

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Baby rocks!

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

'You can go home today, but we'd like to run a few more tests on your husband.'

Working from Home

'Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?..'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'If he's going to be another 'Tiger' he has to start young.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Mothers crossing the road with prams.

Parents with Babies

Dinosaur Baby Delivery.

Fallopian Tube

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

'In his fantasy biking league, he's outpacing Bradley Wiggins...'

'Does yours come with a trampoline?'

"Dude, you should wear it on the front. Chicks love that!"

'Oh, Papa, look. Junior is taking his first step.'

Pregnancy Yoga

"Nine months till delivery. Still, I hear it's quicker than most postal deliveries these days!"

Thirty thousand? I thought you wanted ten thousand? I'm having triplets!

Sperm Race, "First one there's a big cry baby!"

"There's nothing about it in the bird book."