Baby Linebacker Scouts Pillows

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'The child is very illogical'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

Whoa

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Baby rocks!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

His verbal skills are developing, but his motor skills are very advanced. (Originally published on 2009-02-01).

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Bouncing baby

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

Baby restaurant

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"