Baby Linebacker Scouts T-Shirts

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'The child is very illogical'

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Baby rocks!

'Hey, big deal! We're all new kids on the block!'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"I wish they'd never discovered fertility drugs!"

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

Bouncing baby

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"I'm sure he wasn't that big when we went out

Maternity Ward: No Returns/No Exchanges

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Well done troops: Spring is over, we can have a break now...'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Baby restaurant

'Congratulations! It's one of the beautiful people!'

"They're expecting their first baby by surrogate mother!"

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'