Baby Food Innovator Pillows

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"We're making progress."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

Avacados

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Lab Grown Beef

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

Robot feeding Baby.

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'How about some ice cream of wheat...hold the wheat?'