Baby Food Innovator Mugs

Now On Your Grocer's Shelf.

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

Woman feeding baby is covered in food.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'

"We're making progress."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Avacados

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

"Oh, I see the problem – you brought impassable burgers."

Lab Grown Beef

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall

Robot feeding Baby.

"Watch dad flip eggs without using a spatula!"

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"