Baby Contemplator Gifts

'So I can sit here and watch these people live thier lives. . .or go through all the fuss of living one of my own.'

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Sisyphus during Covid

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

The Anti-Materialist

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"And then it hit me—I'm sleeping with my mother."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"The idea at 3 am. The idea at 7 am."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

Baby Philosophy.

'Ach - I always cringe when I look back at my early stuff.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

Questioning

Boyfriend Shirt.

A baby marks time on the walls of the uterus.

"Don't get too attached, everything you cherish will disappear the moment you look away. Nothing you love is permanent."

'He loves me, he loves me not, he loves me, who cares...'

'What did we do before green tea?'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

"What a lot of people don't realize is that I actually enjoy an incredibly rich interior life."

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Descartes' Cat - I meow, therefore I am.

We only go around once

Practical Angst: 'I could sit here thinking about my problems until the cows come home, and then I'd have to stop thinking and go and feed them, so I might as well not think to start with.'

A month of Sundays

Miracle gro bird seed.