Baby Broker Gifts

'This year's stock market compared to last year's? Well, that is a bit before my time.'

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Batman at the Maternity Ward

Cry babies.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'The child is very illogical'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

The born comedian - 'I'm only two days old and already I'm using great one liners!'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Mother Nature

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Whoa

Human Behavior Institute. Out Experiencing Lunch.

"He's such a fussy eater."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

'I'm not too sure about that.'