Baby Belly Enthusiast Prints

Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Whoa

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

celebrating a birth.

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

"He looks just like your husband."

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'How many fingers do you see?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'