Baby Belly Enthusiast Gifts

Try to stay off your feet until after the baby's born.

'And she's got the gall to call me chubby.' - Hubert's comment on a pregnancy.

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

celebrating a birth.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Here's our little bundle of joy."

A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'

"He looks just like your husband."

Maternity Ward

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'How many fingers do you see?'

'BEEP! BEEP! Pregnant Lady Reversing!...'

Uterus: One size fits all.

'No creamed peas for me today!'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Bouncing baby