Baby Animals T-Shirts

'They are so Ugly, yet their babies are still adorable.'

City Zoo: Day Care

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Skipping Horse

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Hmph. College kids.'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Cry babies.

"Why do they do that?"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

Seagiraffes

Mardi Gras

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"Cat box"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Ahhh...'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'