B Student Planner Prints

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Pipe Dream.

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Saving for College.

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

'Personally - I'm against a four-day school week - I'm for a three-day school week. . .'

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.