Academic Planner Prints

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

'You mean I have to learn it as well?'

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Pipe Dream.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

"Three more years of high school."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

Do you have to write the 5 paragraph essays to be a rich investment banker? Or rock star? Or famous actress? No. No. And no. Then why learn to write one? So when those jobs don't work out

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Saving for College.

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

Yes, I agree that man is a master of his own destiny but sometimes it helps if you pass algebra.

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."