Campus Planner Prints

'While the campus master plan does not provide for one, it does not rule out the possibility of a COSTCO.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Spring To Do List: Teach, Testing, Testing,Test Some More. . .

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

School Days

Back to School: 'Thanks for reminding me!'

'Medieval Studies is going nowhere without a 5-year strategic plan.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

"What a party ... it's filled with back-to-school supplies."

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"When do the kids go back to school?" "Oh, I don't know... 8 days, 16 hours and 47 minutes... or so."

I'm sorry, but I have to let you go, Harpic- the office is going open-plan.

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

A spider meal prepping

'And finally, if you're going to commit a felony, do it before ol' dad incurs the high cost of tuition.'

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'A hidden cost of implementing common core standards in education...'

'What can you suggest for a young lady who thinks she has everything?'

'Be sure to properly mark your calendars, fellow dentists...'

"There's definitely enough growing room."

"It's frustrating! I try to teach the class the next lesson, but I spend a lot of time trying to catch up those students who've been absent for several days!"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

'Smart bloke.'

Do as many study days as you can

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

'I plan to major in political science with a minor in strange bedfellows,'

'I don't know about you, but I keep mixing up 'current events' and 'sex education' these days...'

'Did you make any decisions at the conference in Hawaii?' - 'Yes, we decided to have the next conference in Hawaii.'

Rome wasn't built in a day.

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

Gracie cuts the bottom branches off the Christmas tree to make room for presents.

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

'You mean I have to learn it as well?'