B-movie Fan Prints

We come in peas!

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

"Paper or plastic?"

'Take me to your leader -- I've got an offer he can't refuse!'

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

'It's a horror-comedy.'

"OSHA is going to hear about this!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and hits a certain individual, would he still be able to testify?"

Our cover is francophile liberals

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

I want to be a lawn!

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"So you don't want to come along?"

The Mafia Goes Green.