B-movie Lover Prints

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

The creature from the CHEESE DIP LAGOON!

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Big screen TV.

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Star Wars Audience

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

Kirsten Johnson

Tom Hanks

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Hooray for Bollywood!

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinéma Vérité

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."