B-movie Buff Gifts

"Is there someone else we can talk to?"

Bottom Of The Barrel Holiday Releases

Three women singing behind a man-eating plant.

Revenge of the vengeful

The climatic wedding scene from "I Married the Blob"

Invaders from earth...

"Sci-Fi B movies of other planets."

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

We are going to need a bigger cow!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

No-Work Orange

Leslie Caron.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

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