Axle Enthusiast Gifts

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"What's a patent?"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Project Manager Showdown

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

Stranded Woodsman.

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

Lumberjack's Dog

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

Cutting the tree too early?

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

Hamster.

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."