Axle Enthusiast Gifts

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"What's a patent?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Project Manager Showdown

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Honestly Gwen, do you really think that guys are going to notice your heels tonight?'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Stranded Woodsman.

Caveman on the brink of technology.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'You got here just in time - These shoes are killing you.'

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

"Oh, shut up. Who isn't in your shoes?"

'The car dealership is letting me buy an expensive sports car, one piece at a time. I decided to buy the steering wheel first.'

"I just adore these shoes! The clicking of staccato heels is so empowering. . . Do these come in a flat?"

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'Quick Betty, come round to the Red Lion and wear your highest heels.'

Lumberjack's Dog

Cutting the tree too early?

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

'It'll make 'feet' obsolete!'

"I always wear 5 inch heels to a doctor's appointment. That makes me the perfect weight for my height."

'I just invented the wheel and a new concept called 'growth industry'.'

If knee could talk: "Please sit back down."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

"Of course trees can walk. We're just lazy."

'And slowly, over time, Al and his chair became one!'

Hamster.