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Angel's cloud is leaking

He never could fit in.

"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."

"And this is where my late husband died of loneliness."

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Man leaves sperm bank. Woman says: 'Thanks, do come again.'

"All in favor of telling Anderson about that thing stuck to his lip, say aye."

Wayne Krasnicky - unlucky gambler and unlucky in love.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

When a teen finds out his parents are volunteering in the youth group.

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"Gee, I hate gatherings like these! I never know the right thing to say..."

'I don't care how educationally beneficial you guys may thing it is, I am not showing you the girl's video. That's what google's for.'

"Ice rink"

Recession the plus side: embarrassing 'water cooler moments' less frequent.

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

'Your mother is not a good loser is she?'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'