Awkward Story Collector T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that humorously honors the awkward story collector. A fun way for them to wear their storytelling pride with style and wit.

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"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband." mockup

"There, there, dear. It's perfectly normal for a new bride on her wedding night to shit like a goose on her husband."

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"...then my date shows up early and I'm still covered in mud. So embarrassing."

"...then my date shows up early and I'm still covered in mud. So embarrassing." mockup

"...then my date shows up early and I'm still covered in mud. So embarrassing."

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'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.' mockup

'That's my weird Uncle Benny. He claims that he was abducted by aliens in white lab coats.'

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'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.' mockup

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

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"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know." mockup

"No, I don't think you 'new break shoes', I think you need new break feet. You are supposed to depress the brake pedal you know."

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''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....' mockup

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

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"It's not what you think."

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Who's Dead

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"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats." mockup

"I've seen a lot in my time, Ted, but it was always from the cheap seats."

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'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!' mockup

'-but the fire's on the GROUND floor!'

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'I've been knocking for ages!'

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Master Humphrey's visionary friends mockup

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

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A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head. mockup

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

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Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place. mockup

Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

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'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.' mockup

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

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"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!" mockup

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

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A frog catches an insect truck.

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A Ghost

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"You are so lucky I keep kosher." mockup

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

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Floods leave man and ghost stranded. mockup

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

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'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..' mockup

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

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Home Sweet Home

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"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert." mockup

"Gentlemen, this is Mr. Griscom, Super Films' new horror expert."

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'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.' mockup

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

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Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow. mockup

Prompts on the Antiques Roadshow.

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Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.' mockup

Homeless man's sign: 'Will sell book & movie rights to the story of my downfall for a cool million.'

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Excess Baggage: As soon as you pick a vacation destination, people who have never been there start to tell you horror stories about the place.

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Football Manager's Parrot

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'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.' mockup

'This one belonged to a little old lady with weak eyes.'

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"We met online."

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"Ow! Rotten stinking sky!!"

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Food & Spirits.

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'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.' mockup

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

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Awkward Story Collector T-Shirts Collection

Awkward Story Collector Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for the awkward story collector—perfect for coffee, tea, or cozy mornings filled with storytelling.

Awkward Story Collector Pillows

Find cozy pillows that add humor and personality to any space, perfect for the awkward story collector’s lounging areas.

Awkward Story Collector Prints

Browse prints that capture the charm and wit of the awkward story collector, adding personality to their home or office decor.