Awkward Silencer T-Shirts

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Music Lessons

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

No cell phones, tv or internet for a week. It's creepy. What's that annoying sound? Silence? It's awful. I can hear myself think!

'Silent type, eh?'

Mozart with a violin case.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Occupational Hazards.

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

The Gong

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

String Quartet

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

Busy thoughts of people at a silent retreat.

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"Let's not discuss it."

"People used to be more considerate."

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

St. Lukes Silent Order

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Large Print Librarian.

Violinists.

Silent music

Father nails piano lid shut.

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Pluck me.'