Awkward Silencer Gifts

I just LOVE these giant mushroom caps. They can be real conversation stoppers just when you need them.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Music Lessons

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

'Silent type, eh?'

Mozart with a violin case.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

La Jolla School of Advanced Music Graduate Frank Kettleknyper played a mello cello.

Occupational Hazards.

The Gong

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

String Quartet

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

"People used to be more considerate."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

Dead Silence: a restaurant for married people

"Let's not discuss it."

Violinists.

Large Print Librarian.

'If a tree falls in a trappist monastery, does it make a sound.'

Silent music

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

Street violinists unknowingly plays a concert.

A musical instrument shop is positioned next to a silent treatment shop.

St. Lukes Silent Order

Father nails piano lid shut.

'I'm watching you.'

Silent Monk Holding Placard Saying LOL.

'Pluck me.'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.