Awkward Silence Breaker T-Shirts

"Oh, no! How are we going to divide this space by seven?"

Only thing she hated more than small talk was really, really small talk.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not talk in art class. I will not in art class. I will not talk in art class.

"Don't even think about it."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'Is that 'forsaking all others' bit compulsory?'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

Mime marriage.

Sports Radio in Crisis

I swear, you don't hear a word I don't say.

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

"Wow . . . We could really fill this room with uncomfortable silences."

'Why are you being so passive aggressive?'

Along with being the first passengers on the space elevator, Fenwick and Charles set a new world record for longest awkward elevator silence.

'Yes, I agree. But what really caught my attention is what the boss ISN'T saying!'

"Let's not discuss it."

"I can't wait 'til we're so close we don't have to talk."

"The concept is simple. People call in with questions on existece and reality , and you respond with total silence."

"Trust me....it was nothing you said!"

'Fermat's Next-to-Last Theorem'

'That website has been blocked.'

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"With the benefit of hindsight, do you feel it was wise to dedicate your first children's book to Hitler?"

Cymbal Player's Music Book

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"This is so annoying... How much longer can he just sit there? I know he knows I'm here — I hate playing this game!"

"Gus don't do much talkin'. His interpretive dance does his talkin' for him."

Desperate to break the ice, Bob and Lilly attempt 360s.

Quiet Please: Examination in Progress

'You have the right to remain silent...'

"Suddenly I can't think of anything to chirp."

"You describe yourself in your resume as 'the strong, silent type.'"