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'Roger hates goodbyes.'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'When you asked me over for a home-cooked meal, I assumed you'd be making it.'

"I was a lot happier with the elephant in the room."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"You and your daft inventions."

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

"A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something."

"Humiliation is a very important part of the the process, Mr. Keifer."

"OK, I know that this is borderline inappropriate, but just hear me out ..."

Waiter does not want to see customer make bubbles in his wine.

How to Do Small Talk??!!

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

'By the way Adrian, it unfastens at the front.'

"Say these things, don't think them!"

'Look. . . for the last time, I'm not playin' 'footsie' with you!'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

"Simple tasks were a challenge for Chad. Awww, geez. Another upside down spoon."

"On a scale of 1-10, how painfully awkward is this?"

"If that girl sent over a double cappuccino, maybe you should go talk to her!"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"I think that one is a little too honest."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Let’s try another one. Jerry blinked, Kate’s giving Jon the finger, and Jess is choking."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

"... And since then, I've been quietly stalking you."

"Of course mating is natural. It's just not the kind of thing you want to see your parents doing."

Hey dad, is that the boss guy that you said can talk out of his butt?

Spinach Dating.

A close encounter of the awkward kind