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"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Whisky? Have you got anything stronger?"

'I'm tired of all the small talk.'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"I told you it was too soon to give him The Talk."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."

"Is it me, or does the old man still look angry at us for denting his Cadillac?"

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

But enough about me, let's talk about my job.

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

"The kids got candy and all I got were disturbed looks."

Road signs.

A man and a woman at a house party

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

A rowing cox takes a taxi cab.

''The birds and the bees'? — Why, son, they're the most dangerous animals known to man!'

'Something's wrong -- yesterday, the sun set in the West.'

'He's my dating coach. Don't worry, you'll get used to him after a few hours.'

"I'm sorry, that didn't come out right."

Car navigation

"Here comes Gail—everyone play dead."

Detour Sign

Lunchroom Talk