Awkward Conversation Explorer Gifts

"We're still talkng birds and bees, right?"

"Well, I had 'the talk' with him.

Very Difficult Conversations

What price beauty?

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

The Tangents talk it over.

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"Tell me about yourself... what you do, where you live, the last four digits of your social security number..."

"Try and stop me if you’ve heard this one before …"

'Darling - have I ever told you how much you love me. . .?'

'Have you noticed it, too?'

Before birds and bees,

Send. End.

'Bill, I'm sorry to hear about your going into the hospital. Is it a MALE problem?'

Listenin' in

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "My son's expressing curiosity about... well... you know." "I'm worried that maybe it's time to have the talk. How do I tell him about... you know... without making it seem like a good thing? I don't want him to go out and... you know." "I just want him to know how the... you know... works with the... you know... without making him want to go out and... you know." "Maybe you should buy him a book and call it a day." "I don't know..."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

"Isn't there a TED Talk he can listen to about the birds and the bees?"

"Does this mean I have to talk to someone I don't know?"

"I know all about the birds and bees, but what's all this about 'erectile dysfunction?'"

"Some people think accountants are just boring number crunchers but actually 47% of 235 people covering 34%..."

"I'm not used to communicating face-to-face. Can we conduct this interview via text?"

'It's not you it's me not liking you.'

A shy parish cleric seeking to talk business with a lady

''The birds and the bees'? — Why, son, they're the most dangerous animals known to man!'

'How can you possibly be busy washing your hair for the rest of your life???'

'Mom, did I come preassembled or did you and dad have to put me together?'

"I really am young at heart: I got a 34 year old's in a transplant."

"What I like best about you is how you, er ...the way you, ummm....You know, there's actually nothing I like about you."

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"

"I'm beginning to think this niche networking isn't getting us anywhere."

Meet Jim, you've a lot in common...he's an insufferable bore as well...

'For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.'

Lunchroom Talk