Awards Season Fanatic Gifts

'And the Oscar for best picture goes to . . . nobody!! They were all crap this year!'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Astral Projection

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Binge Watch

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

'...well you say you're Stephen Hawking but as Eddie Redmayne said he was going to turn up in character we're not too sure."

Geoffrey Rush

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

Oscars

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."