Awards Season Fanatic Gifts

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

'For the actress who benefitted most by rehab...'

Binge Watch

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

Morgue - "Welcome to 'Celebrity Autopsy'"

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

Oscars

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."