Aviation Comic Lover Gifts

"The guy in 2A looks a little sketchy to me."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'The best part is being able to fly without taking off your shoes.'

"RAF Recruitment Waiting Room."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

Cow Pilot.

"Next time, I'm flying business class."

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'Here comes the in-flight meal.'

'Stealth broom.'

'Catching lunch again Steward?'

'Captain, a passenger says there's a gremlin out on the wing of the plane.'

"If 'Slothra' takes any longer climbing to the top I'll have to land and refuel again."

"Excuse me, Captain, but one of the passengers would like to know if you could land in a field so they can make a quick phone call."

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'An do you, Sharon, promise to share part of your airliner seat with Don?'

Two birds refuel.

"A sad incident at LaGuardia Airport today as a depressed 757 landed and burst into tears."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

'I always ask for a seat in the tail. You never hear of a plane backing into a mountain...'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Excuse me, I just need to raise my arms and expose my bare stomach within about three-quarters of an inch from your face."

'I‘ll be relieved when they invent the aeroplane, these long trips are playing havoc with my wings'.

Birds talk about flying...we land in the Hudson all the time - no big deal.

' ... and that's a policy giving you flight insurance covering mid-air bankruptcies.'

I brake for Jetliners.

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

"We will now begin boarding Group 2 and anyone from Group 3 or 4 bold enough to try."

What really killed the dinsaurs.