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"This is so annoying. Lance was supposed to meet me at 7 a.m. ... or was it 6?" The second robin of spring

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Birds reading over woman's shoulder

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

bird interprets modern art

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'I think he's lonely.'

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I don't actually talk, I just mimic sounds."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?