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"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"Just be yourself."

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Hamlet'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Out damn Spot

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Bravo!"

"It's a play on words."

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Applause

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

A man taking a bow

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Comedy and tragedy masks

To read or not to read?

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Shakespeare places his works in 'To Be' or 'Not To Be'.