Av Enthusiasts Pillows

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Do me next."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'So, how was flight school?'

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Musician plugged into amp.

Energy trap.

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Dog playing VR fetch.

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.