Av Enthusiasts Pillows

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Do me next."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'Madge! Desperate Housewives is on.'

'So, how was flight school?'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Energy trap.

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Griller highlights never gets old

Musician plugged into amp.

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"