Video Enthusiast Pillows

'Wait ‘til you see the video I uploaded of you coming out of anesthesia. It's HILARIOUS!'

'All right! Who put my dozing-off during our last meeting on youtube?'

"Being of sound mind, you must know that I'm leaving you absolutely nothing."

iBores: 'Quick, someone's stealing your car!'

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

'WOOHOOO Now you're talkin''

'I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you please show it on fast forward?'

"I started with the university of life but finally opted for the university of youtube."

"I'm getting the views, now I need sponsorship to monetize my popularity."

Griller highlights never gets old

"There's no way I'll ever be good at something unless there's a series of YouTube videos explaining it."

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

"I haven't lost any weight, so instead of watching just one, I'm going to watch two exercise videos a day."

'The only character witness is a video rental clerk who will testify you always rewound your videotapes.'

Out of Work Workout Video

"This is your mum on video. Why aren't you doing your homework?"

"I hope you have some exciting video to show me."

I want to be a TV journalist...I think creative writig and video editing are what you need.

'Are you smiling?'

"Would you care to see a YouTube of your chicken when it was free ranging?"

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

"You have GOT to see this video!"

"Everybody in! We have videotapes of the first hour of the party!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"They grow up so fast."

Herman Mankiewicz

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

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