Autonomy Curator Mugs

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The Life of Pi

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

$1: Family Secrets

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Board Game Hunter

Escher exhibition first floor

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"I read 'Art News.'"

Private Viewing

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser