Space Curator Mugs

'-and my wife likes to rearrange the furniture from time to time!'

I love what you've done with the place.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Paul Klee

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Misunderstood artist

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'I could do that.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Rodin's Browser

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

The Rise of Modern Art

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Children's Art Show.

Convenience.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.