Autonomy Curator Pillows

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

$1: Family Secrets

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Children's Art Show.

Rodin's Browser

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"I read 'Art News.'"

The sunglasses.

Dali Chooses a Lobster

"Outré or simply bad?"