Automotive Nostalgia Gifts

Artists Impression of the first call for roadside assistance...

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'It is too snowing!'

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Old and new technologies

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

Chicken Coupe.

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

'Does it have colour?'

"The car ran out of gas about the same time Grandpa did."

'It's called a digital watch.'

"I could never go wireless."

'You can see pictures - without an aerial?'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"To be honest mate, I wasn't aware they made a parachute for a 1960 Popular!!"

'Just when I think their service can't get any worse...it does.'

Wireless Access Here.

'Orville keeps bragging about restoring that car. He fails to tell people it took him 70 years.'

'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'

"I remember when I was younger all I wanted was a BMV...now, I'd be happy with just a BM."

"And as you can see, the spare log has never been used."

Blacksmiths

"We've got to put a stop to all the sex on the television muriel... we've absolutely ruined the veneer."

'My mom was too busy this morning - Here's a note from a big purple dinosaur.'

Why some folks don't want to upgrade their phones...

'Faster than the average professional athlete goes bankrupt.'

"Don't tell me you're still using a phonebook."

Car Show. Hey, look at those! My first car was a Corvair, you know! My first car was a Beetle! There was something special about driving those old rear-engine models! I miss it. These days most cars with engines are in the back are so expensive! I wish I could afford one. Ferrari. I should have guessed they'd like rear-engine cars ... Guys like that are used to being pushed around.

'That's what you get for kicking a wheel.'

Kickstarter

"This is taking forever! - How fast was the internet when you were a kid, Grandpa?"

"I miss not being on the road."

'Why open a savings account? Look at all that change in the ashtray.'

"I think I'm going to take my kid's advice and go with a phone that doesn't have a cord."