Automotive Art Mugs

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

A souped up car...

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Repairing the UFO

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY motor repairs.

Chip wagon oil change.

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"Added a new catalytic converter, upped the horse power, and installed a new intake system... but we still can't get rid of the clown."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

It's very quick and looks great in speed camera photos.