Automotive Art Pillows

Clarkson's front room.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Bob's Driving School.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Never pick a fight with a comedian.

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

"Perfect."

Bartlett's Unfamiliar Quotations

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

A souped up car...

"It's even more controversial than uber. It's a driverless taxi."

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

'We've found the problem...'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'I can dream, can't I?'

Repairing the UFO

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

"Just to be clear, you want suicide doors installed on your hearse?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"Thanks for fixing the muffler."

DIY motor repairs.

Chip wagon oil change.

"The soft, flexible, extendible bumper gently nudges the cyclist safely out of harm's way."

"Watch for innovation."

OBSOLETE: Any state of the art vehicle you bought last week for mega bucks.

"Baldo! Get away from my truck!"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"